Thanks for the interview, Krysten Korvette of Slustist.com. You’re delicious and you know I love the site. It’s rare to get an interviewer who is so informed. Your insights and questions about How to Train Your Virgin were a pleasure to answer. Hey subscribers! The SLUTIST is an fucking awesome source for fresh news and insights into the feminist world, which is, don’t you know, coming to get you. I personally can’t wait.
IN OTHER NEWS (NOT THAT THERE IS ANY NEWS TO BEAT AN INTERVIEW ON SLUTIST)
So… the Queen of the Realm (How to Train Your Virgin) is FINALLY taking your sex questions. She’s been kind of busy, but now she’s back. Actually she might take any questions at all. I don’t know. She’s hard to predict really. You could try subjects like: how to house train your minotaur or where to locate evil magic sex carousels (contrary to popular belief they are never located in subway tunnels.) You could ask her cosmetics questions. (Maybe not). In any event, it’s up to you.
Who knows what she’ll say. You might anger her and get blown out of existence. But it’s worth the risk. Word of warning: The Queen not so familiar with the ways of humans. Answers may cause mayhem. Email your thoughts to email@example.com.
I’ll forward them on and hope not to be destroyed by her vulvar ire.
Thank you, Krystal Ball for having me and Paul Chan on your show to talk about the New Lovers erotica series. We had a blast, even if my face was twitching uncontrollably.
oh. And there’s also this trailer for How To Train Y.our Virgin. LOL
It’s true. The hallowed New York Times blog has mentioned the proliferation of erotic literature (literotica as some call it), and mentioned Badlands Unlimited New Lovers series in particular. How to Train your Virgin is mentioned as “Smutty Books for Smart People.” Read it here, then for goodness sake, or for badness, like my mean and powerful main character, The Queen, go buy it here!
Vogue interviewed game-changing artist, Paul Chan, in the March issue of Vogue. You can read the article here at Scribd or pick up Vogue’s latest issue! Who does’t like vogue? Just like: who doesn’t like virgins? It’s a no brainer.
Is this shameless self-promotion?
Yup. But this will be a space for erotic writing soon enough…
Buy How to Train Your Virgin today!
It’s funny. It’s feminist. And it’s awfully gross. But you might get a baby rise out of it. Buy today.
Also, what do you think about the slut-shaming of erotica writers? I’m growing some theories on this topic!
Don’t forget we have a historic book launch on March 10, 2015, at the Guggenheim Museum.
Holy March 10, 2015!
How to Train Your Virgin, an erotic fantasy novella by me, Wednesday Black, is a part of the Badlands Unlimited New Lovers series. Publisher Paul Chan is making history by holding the series launch at the at the Guggenheim Museum. Buy tickets now! Students may RSVP using the link for a free admission. Check it out and support writers of meaningful, awesome and just plain sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy erotica!