HOW TO TRAIN YOUR VIRGIN is on sale at The New Museum, The Guggenheim Museum, McNally Jackson Books, and many other fine bookstores in and around New York City. You can buy copies online as well.
Find out how you too can train your virgins with the latest, most effective methods for seduction!
That’s a joke. This book might as well be titled How Not to Train Your Virgin. Also, there are two Virgins.
It’s really about a powerful queen in a surreal realm just next to ours. To save her marriage this queenie gets up to some questionable, possibly illegal sexual shenanigans. She tries to deflower (with consent of course) two virgin hipsters. But hipsters are actually kind of difficult…
JUST BUY IT. IT’S only $1.99 at Amazon:
In buying this smut you aren’t paying Wednesday Black! You are helping a great artist and his publishing company, Badlands Unlimited, continue to publish amazing work. So off you go. Buy it. I COMMAND YOU! Do I have to come over there and do it for you?